I’m afraid that the time has come.
Now that I’ve been blogging for over a year – now I’ve officially entered my blogging adolescence – it’s imperative we have “that chat.”
You see, one’s blogging adolescence is a perilous time. It’s a time when you think you know everything there is, when you think you’re God’s greatest gift on this here blogosphere. When you feel you can do and say as you please. When you make promises that, well, you probably can’t keep.
The problem is you, like I, may say something foolish. Something that actually hurts someone. Something that someone may take as gospel even when they really shouldn’t. This might become a big problem if that person decides to file a lawsuit against you for blogging sexual misconduct.
There are other dangers too!
Now that people are beginning to recognise you – now that you have thousands of followers (maybe) – it’s possible someone may want to steal your content. The last thing any of us want to contract is an STD. (Otherwise known as a Stealing Thieving Douchbag.)
This is why I decided to draw up this post. I want to protect you, dear blogger, by helping place a metaphorical condom over your blog. To prevent you from contracting an STD… or worse!
Here are 4 ways to do that.
1. Make Sure You Wear Protection
A Disclaimer really is the equivalent of putting a condom over your blog.
“What does a Disclaimer do?” (I didn’t hear you ask.)
Well, a Disclaimer protects you against any legal action should someone be stupid enough to take your advice without consulting an actual professional. For example, a disclaimer for this blog post might say, “I’m not a lawyer. If I’m wrong, it’s your fault for not doing your own research. It’s your fault for believing me.”
To quote Abraham Lincoln, “Don’t trust everything you read on the internet.”
I like to think I know what I’m talking about. I want to believe I do my homework, but the truth is, sometimes (perhaps more than I care to admit), I don’t know what I’m talking about.
I write about mental health, psychology and philosophy, but my day job is flying aeroplanes, boys and girls. That’s what I have a licence for! Not for giving unsolicited life advice (as much as I enjoy it).
Anyway, the point is, a Disclaimer provides you with legal protection in case someone tries to sue you for stupid choices they made when they were drunk.
Another reason to wear a Disclaimer is let others know about any money you might be making from the use of affiliate links, products or services. To put it another way, it lets your readers know if you’re a pimp!
Now, there are a couple of other forms of contraception you should be aware of.
Those are your Terms & Conditions and your Privacy Policy. Together with your disclaimer, YOU NEED ALL THREE PAGES ON YOUR BLOG TO PROTECT YOURSELF AND COMPLY WITH THE LAWS.
I know, I know, I had no idea either. I only found out after doing research for this post. I figured I was set with my disclaimer. But that’s not enough. Just like a condom, it’s only 98% effective. You might think it’s enough, but to be extra sure, you need the other two as well.
Let me break those down.
Your Terms & Conditions is basically an agreement that says you have to abide by my rules if you come into my house. This includes, but is not limited to, “rules and guidelines on payment and subscriptions, community behaviour, copyright protection, and circumstances where you’re allowed to terminate user’s accounts.”
On the other hand, your Privacy Policy tells your visitors how you collect and use their personal information. This, unlike your Disclaimer or Terms & Conditions, is actually required by law. Without boring you with too much legal jargon, I’ll leave you with this link where you learn a bit more about all of the above.
Now you might think that putting all the above is a massive ball ache, but you’d be surprised at just how easy it is to place these types of contraception over your little blog. All you have to do is head over to this website I found called freeprivacypolicy.com.
Here, you can fill out a quick questionnaire about your site or business, and they will generate your privacy policy, terms & conditions, and/or disclaimer for you. All you have to do is copy and paste the resulting text onto your blog. If you need to update that policy at a later date, you can simply log back in and edit as necessary.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy!
2. Have a Repellent Handy
The last thing any of us want to catch is an STD. STDs are nasty pieces of work. The problem is that some people lack any sort of creative nous, so they search the internet looking for content to steal instead of coming up with their own.
So, what can you do about it?
Something I use on my blog that a fellow blogger told me about is the DMCA. (Not to be confused with the YMCA young men!) By registering your website with them, you can copy and paste this scary-looking badge (see below), which serves as a deterrent to any STD. It’s a bit like displaying a beware of dog sign on your front lawn.
The other thing they will do, if you happen to find out you’ve contracted an STD, is they will take down that stolen content for you for free. All you have to do – after you have registered your site with them – is report it!
A good deal, I think you’ll agree!
3. Invent Your Own Moves
Listen, we all “steal” ideas from one another. To quote Pablo Piccaso, “Good artists copy, great artist steal.” Learning to steal like an artist without actually stealing is a skill.
To use an example, Apple didn’t invent the tablet, but they did invent the iPad.
The big difference is repurposing specific ideas and connecting the dots in our own unique way. What we don’t do (what you should never do) is simply copy and paste. That is to say – we create our own original content that is influenced by others.
Anyway, without stating the obvious, here are a couple of excellent reasons for creating original content:
- You’ll know that your work hasn’t been stolen and that you’re not infringing any copyright or plagiarism laws.
- You immediately own the rights to that content. No matter how unlovable that piece of work is, that baby is yours. That baby is something you can be proud of!
4. Make Sure You Get Consent
The other thing one should do is give credit where credit is due. For example, I can say that the idea for this blog post came from fellow blogger Shelly. Who, incidentally, runs a much better blog than mine over at growingwithspawn.com. (Check it out!)
This is true. A blog post of hers a while back sparked the idea for this one. I simply decided to expand upon it with additional research while using my own twisted sense of humour. (Hello original content.)
Of course, if you plan to use and/or quote large chunks of people’s work directly, then it’s best to ask first. Most people don’t bite. In fact, when it comes to blogging, they physically can’t, which is excellent news!
It also happens that bloggers quite enjoy the backlinks. You’ll find if you make an effort to give credit, you might just receive the same in return. Give to receive, dear reader. Give to receive.
Just a heads up.
Climax
This stuff isn’t hard, of course. First and foremost, practice safe sex blogging by wearing some protection. Other than that, basically, just do the right thing. Be respectful towards bloggers of the opposite sex… or the same sex.
Wait?! What am I trying to say again?
That’s right – just be respectful!
If you really love their work and want to use it, ASK PERMISSION. If you’re in doubt about whether your work infringes someone else rights, then GIVE CREDIT.
It can’t hurt, right? (Well, maybe the first time.)
Anyway, that’s it from me for today. Hopefully, you learned something about safe sex… and also blogging.
Time for a cigarette!

This is hilarious and educational! Love this!
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Thanks – I’m pleased you did! 🙂🙏
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Thanks a lot for your invaluable thoughts,views and suggestions .It’s really very important to use a shield against the enemies using deadly weapons .Take care.🙏
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Thank you for taking the time to comment – I appreciate it 🙏
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My pleasure.🌹😊🙏
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Sound advice. Laughed a bit, but anyways its important to educate others about it.
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Thanks Ritish! If it got a laugh then I’m happy. Hope you’re well 🙏 🙂
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Awesome
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Fabulous!
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Great content!!
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Gosh. Brilliantly funny. Btw, I am not sure if terms and conditions can be fully exhaustive. Have vetted hundred-page contracts in my day. But *yes*, an all encompassing: “We take no responsibility for your inability to understand irony, satire and free speech” as well as “Death threats are strictly prohibited” should be key terms😉
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Haha yes they should. Thanks Sue! I’m just learning about this stuff. I decided to turn my limited research into a post to help others. (Or at least make them smile.) Thanks for taking the time to read/comment. 🙏
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Seriously, though. You have some good tips, I will be trying out too. There is a lot I am learning about blogging too!
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Now, this is what you call a clever piece of writing AP2. Helpful, smart, funny and keeping us “newish” bloggers in the loop. Loved it and thank you, sir 🙂👏
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Glad you enjoyed it Bernie. I aim to help and entertain. Wishing you well 🙏
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LoL loved the metaphor, so funny! This blog post has some great info, thank you!
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Love the hilarious analogy. Clever writing and very informative
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Thanks Shantanu. Glad you enjoyed it 🙏
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Hilarious and direct, love the clever way you express yourself, as always, AP!
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Thanks Ab! Hope you’re well 🙏
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Sadly, DMCA tries to charge me $200 to do a full takedown (taken care of by them). In the past, I’ve had to do DIY takedowns, which require me to contact the infringing site’s host and send the takedown to them. It can take months to see the webpage removed.
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Oh wow really? I was told if you have registered your blog and have the badge they will do the takedown for free. I must admit I haven’t tried using them yet. I’m sure it’s a real pain to a takedown by yourself.
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It is but when you’ve dome it a few times you get pretty quick. I can have one made up and sent in under 10 minutes.
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Clever title to get us reading but you made some great points as usual for a man who just flies planes lol
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Thanks Barb. I really have no idea what I’m doing when it comes to blogging, but I enjoy it. Legal pages is something I should have added a while back. Thanks for taking the time to read and comment 🙏
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This is very informative. Will check out the links. Have often thought about these essential aspects but never got down to investigating them.
Thanks for sharing this. 🙂
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My pleasure. I hope it helps Terveen. Wishing you well 🙂🙏
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I didn’t use DMCA, but I did get my blog up to date legally because of this post. WordPress.Com covers their clients well. However, it’s always good to put extra protection on your individual blogs. Thanks for putting this out.
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I agree. It can’t hurt to have extra protection right? I’m pleased the post helped. Thank you for taking the time to comment. Wishing you well 🙏
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I appreciate this lots. Very recently I got to pick a bone with someone here who went about the reblogging thingy in a wrong way. (My work has been plagiarized before) We, bloggers are word lovers. We are good people. Respectful people.
I didn’t like it that he didn’t send a pingback and other things — excusing his actions as being in the know about the WordPress option to reblog.
But what I didn’t like at the onset is that he posted MY post as BY HIM.
“Oh no, compadre,” I told him, “misleading!”
Good thing is that he was courteous and available to talk. He changed some of the wording adding that my post was a reblog from my website, and I let it go.
Lastly, I asked him to write something original and if I liked it I’d REBLOG it (I said) Nothing yet. His website is populated ONLY with reblogged content. Nothing from the owner to say Why he chooses what he chooses.
I’m skeptical 🧐
DMCA — that must cost a good buck, huh?! How much dinero?
Thanks for the informative post. You rock. Very helpful.
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I had a similar experience with someone who reblog a post of mine (a personal one about depression) but changed the accreditation at the bottom. I was like, why?! At least he responded to you. I never got a reply when I asked him to politely changed the credit back to me.
To register with the DMCA is free. I’m told if you have registers and provided you have the badge visible on your page, all you have to do is report it and they will do the takedown for free. I’m yet to try this service however registering and placing badge on your blog is completely free. I figure it serves as a deterrent at least. I’m glad you found the post useful. Wishing you well Selma 🙏
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Thanks, AP2 💕 be well.
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Wow!! Thank you so much for the tips!
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Pleasure Shaun – hope it helps! Wishing you well 🙏
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Loved the analogy! Clever and very informative. I’m hesitant to put all that boilerplate on my site, but will keep it in mind. I will register with DMCA. I so appreciate this post.
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I’m not entirely sure how much you need to put on your site. It depends heavily on whether or not your site is run as a business. As a minimum I would place a disclaimer and a privacy policy somewhere. The DMCA is worth registering with I think. It’s easy to do and the badge serves as a warning at the very least. I’m glad you found some value here. Thank you for taking the time to comment. 🙏
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1st question, I’m freaking out now. 2nd question, am I supposed to put these stuff even if my blog is free (the content of the blog is 100% mine except for half the images I use). 3rd question, am I supposed to put the disclaimer, privacy, stuff in each post?
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Haha. There’s no need to freak out. I believe WordPress offers protection for its users. If you’re not running a business I would add a disclaimer to protect you. Privacy policy is necessary if you collect email accounts through the use of a contact page for example. My understanding is no you don’t need to add this stuff to each post provided it’s on your site. Hope this helps. 🙏
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I’m not running a business blog and I don’t have the email collecting thing. Ok thanks
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Ooooh😋 check out my posts too
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Ur language is crazy funny, yet this post was so informative! lol Good one! 😂
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I’m pleased you enjoyed it. Thank you 🙂🙏
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Ur welcome!!
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Oh no, not a cigarette! Lol
Anyway, I immediately favorited those links from your list. I’m not a large blogger yet, but I know protection is everything. I love the read by the way, excellent work.
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Thank you 🙏. I appreciate you taking the time to visit and comment. I’m glad you found it useful. I’ll be sure to stop by your site. Warm regards, AP2 🙏
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